ASSAULTED PRETZEL

I CANNOT CLASSIFY THIS BLOG... THIS BLOG DEFINITIVELY HAS NO CLASS.

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theniftyfifties:

Elizabeth Taylor

theniftyfifties:

Elizabeth Taylor

Showgirl Rosemary Williams photographed by Stanley Kubrick, New York, 1949 (via)

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No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path. Buddha (via kushandwizdom)

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"we’re five year-olds. we eat nerds all day long. and cap’n crunch and cinnamon toast crunch and cocoa puffs.” — aubrey plaza, bon appetit magazine

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aseaofquotes:

Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing

aseaofquotes:

Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing

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sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

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irreverentpsychologist:

Wonder woman did all this in heels. 

irreverentpsychologist:

Wonder woman did all this in heels. 

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lesliehowards:

Ball of Fire (1941)

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megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

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